Its creepy and I hate it

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 09/11/2019 at 11:37 • Filed to: important things, whats in these things?

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Yes, this is really happening.

I want to share something with you that I hate. Creepy soulless breakfast mascots.

Why you looking at me with your dead eyes? Why do you ALL have the exact same expression and ALWAYS no mater what you are doing?

It’s not just these three little psychos...they ALL do this. Copy and paste the same face on the character no matter what they are doing and how they are posing. It’s the same thing all cereal mascots do. Tony the tiger? “Theeeeeir creepy!” Lucky charms? “they’re after me immortal soul!” (ha, just kidding, we all know leprechauns don’t have souls...especially lucky)

It’s because their “identity” only comes with one committee approved expression. It’s the corporate grill of the cereal mascot world.

Why are they not allowed to feel thing? Am I not supposed to feel things? Just sit and be happy with my Cap’n crunch? MOVE YOUR EYES YOU GOON FACED MARINER! 

Is “Pop” icing out emoticons with his dead eyes symbolic of the veneer of happiness and emotional fulfillment we put on in this age of consumerism and disconnectedness?

“Eat your damn krispies kid and be happy, nothing is wrong with the world. Pop wants you to be happy!”

These are the important things.

Goggles Pizzano > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 11:59

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8-)x

HammerheadFistpunch > Goggles Pizzano 09/11/2019 at 12:00

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at least that clown has a soul, even if he stole it.

Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:05

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HammerheadFistpunch > Wacko 09/11/2019 at 12:07

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That soulless bee, though i think honey production might actually more of a “poop”. Think about it - The bee wants you to eat a food that he knows came out of his behind.

jimz > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:09

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there is a very specific reason the characters on cereal boxes are all looking downward: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cereal-box-characters-are-staring-at-your-children-study-says/

all about marketing towards children.

HammerheadFistpunch > jimz 09/11/2019 at 12:10

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The real story here is about the tragic loss of Mr. T and C3p0's cereals.

7:07 > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:10

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Or syrup.

Wacko > 7:07 09/11/2019 at 12:15

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wow, that’s disturbing....

Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:15

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benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:17

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complacency is the key to happiness, comrade. 

jimz > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:36

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“Good morning Mr. BREAKFAST!”

“Can I have some Mr. T cereal?”

“ OKAY!!!”

benn454 > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:37

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 It's vomit. Honey is bee vomit.

HammerheadFistpunch > benn454 09/11/2019 at 12:43

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ah, thats better.

vicali > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 12:57

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I miss my vitamin charged favourites..

sony1492 > benjrblant 09/11/2019 at 13:00

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If you put that in the Facebook lifestyle happy go lucky image format people would agree

vicali > jimz 09/11/2019 at 13:02

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dogisbadob > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 13:11

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I miss the Rice Krispies Treats cereal

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 14:46

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Who even looks at that crap, let alone eats  it?

Alfalfa > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 15:01

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I'm pretty sure it comes out of their mouth. It's bee vomit, not bee poop.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > HammerheadFistpunch 09/11/2019 at 15:57

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 Clap your hands 

HammerheadFistpunch > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/11/2019 at 16:05

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